Just some random things and probably a rant or two.

So I have come up with a marketing business concept, I am currently writing a business plan for. I really don't want to have to go to a bank for a loan. I think banks are evil. I am all about the reducing, re-using and the recycling so there is a hint of what is to happen. It's going to be great. It makes more sense to get out there and make a name for myself, other than working for some son of bitch that doesn't appreciate me and reaps all the benefits. I am also keeping myself above the water by serving still. I don't understand woman at a restaurant. Some of them automatically feel threatened by me and just bark orders at me. Hold up. Maybe instead of eating a sandwich and fries, maybe you ought to be at home drinking Slim fast with that nasty attitude. I remember serving this one table a year ago with two ladies. They had not seen each other in 6 years because the one's husbands job  had moved them to Africa, as they finished ordering they made sure I knew it was seperate bills. WTF? If she is such a great friend, as you proclaim why can you just buy her dinner? Asshole. If I had a friend like that I would delete her ass off my facebook. Or ordering an appetizer or dessert and sharing it and then asking your server to split it? Stop being such a pain in the ass....oh and stop tipping 10%. You know what do us all a favor and if you can't behave accordingly or be nice-stay the hell home. It's not my problem your husband doesn't want to sleep with you anymore he, as well as myself are sick and tired of hearing you complain. It's also not my fault I take care of myself and haven't let myself go. If your that miserable maybe you should go spend a night in Sick Kid's holding sick terminal babies, and just maybe you would realize that your life isn't so bad after all or my last and final solution that benefits us all...STAY THE HELL HOME. Good day

Why today sort of sucked...

Today sucked, just a little. For starters I called in sick to this job, I haven't quit but am never showing up again- ( for the record)  to bag off and go to the beach with my homegirls Ern & Jenna. Basically I woke up in the morning, to get ready for another day of sitting at a desk trying to figure out what the hell to do with my life, since when I signed up for this "dream" job 3 weeks ago, I did not realize I would be working for a minimum wage salary, cold calling people that are not exactly elated when I am asking them personal questions and basically spending 8 hours watching the clock excited to GTFO. So instead of dying a little inside today; I opted to go to the beach. Yes. This is my summer and I'm going to enjoy it and do things I want to do. It would be different have I a boss, that is personable, realistic and not your typical d-bag. So I spent the latter part of the day roasting myself in the sun, slathering myself in SPF 45, talking shit with my college friends and.....ROASTING myself. Apparently I forgot to put sunscreen on the back of my arms, which used to be arms but now resemble a med rare steak. Awesome I bet I taste like chicken.